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‘Skyfall’ Teaser: Bond is Back for the 23rd Time…Officially

Skyfall is the title of the latest installment to the 007 legacy. While that name lacks the panache of a The Spy Who Loved Me, it does deliver us James Bond, played here for the third time by Daniel Craig.

The studio has just released a new teaser trailer for the movie, which should be out sometime around Christmas…

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Cinemax’s Femme Fatales: Season 2 Trailer

Our friends over at Femme Fatales are ramping up for a 2nd season and they’ve got some trailers out. We showed you the preliminary one from 2011′s Comic Con a while back, but these ones are full of new footage and more Lilith!

Here is the teaser…

And the preview, which features Lilith on a stripper stage in a bowler hat, won’t embed correctly, but can be watched HERE.


I can tell you this much, I’ve seen some of the 2nd season already and it’s packed with everything from sexy college professors and Vivica A. Fox, to Asylum Killing Sprees and Parallel Universes. If you enjoyed season 1, you won’t be disappointed in Season 2…

The show returns Friday, May 25th on Cinemax.


AMC’s The Killing: Episode 207 – “Keylela” (Something Finally Happened!)

So, after the first season finale most of the good will and momentum built earlier on was lost. People were pissed about the case not being wrapped up yet and wanted to know who the killer was. Just didn’t want to know bad enough to keep watching. When season 2 premiered it did so to much lower numbers than the previous season and it was clear that even the people still watching were less invested. Now I was one of the people who didn’t hate the finale last year, but even I found myself not caring anymore. So when season 2 started popping up on my DVR, it was the show that I had to “get around to watching”. It airs the same night as Mad Men and Game of Thrones, so it’s running uphill already. Season 2 to this point has been all about…well, not much. Mitch ran out and is working through some stuff with a runaway she can pretend is Rosie. And as it turns out Stan isn’t Rosies’ real dad, and Sterling Cooper’s Duck Phillips is Linden’s boss now.  Mostly though, its business as usual. Oh, and Richmond is paralyzed. Anyhow, I just watched Sunday’s episode and after 6 weeks of not really caring about the show anymore, something has finally happened…

Linden and Holder were investigating the Casino and the evil Indians told them to leave. They first found Linden in the woods outside and basically told her “We don’t get a buffalo fuck that you’re a cop. If we find you here again we’ll fuck up are dumb white ass.”  Well Linden heeds the warning, but being a goddamn space cadet, she fails to let Holder know what’s going on. Despite the fact that he is inside the Casino. Alone. So anyhow Holder is trying to get into this secret “Under construction” floor of the hotel and hires a gigolo to get him in there, but passes on the Man on Man action. He instead unwittingly gets some info from a maid and then the Hotel cops find him.

While this is happening Richmond’s staff tries to convince Stan Larson to speak out on Darren’s behalf, to which he promptly tells them to piss off. Eventually though Darren goes to see Stan himself, and something obviously resonated with Stan because that night he shows up at the Press Conference. Stan agrees to read a per-prepared statement which includes him almost immediately attacking the media for not caring about Rosie and being opportunistic vultures. Then, in a move I could not approve of more, he pulls a total ‘Mel Gibson - Ransom move, and offers up $12,000 for any info on Rosie’s killer. Whom he will then surely then kill. It was pretty solid. Brent Sexton was awesome in that scene, and overall is just a really underrated actor. (more…)


HBO’s Game of Thrones: 206 – “The Old Gods and the New”

Last night HBO gave us another excellent episode of what is arguably the best show they’ve ever produced. And that comes from someone who was a huge fan of both The Sopranos and Deadwood.

We opened on the taking of Winterfell, or rather the ‘just been took’,  by the young Prince Theon Greyjoy, who – like several other characters on the show – is quite obviously in over his head. What started as a ploy to win over his father, the taking of the defenseless castle where he was raised, quickly turns into unwanted bloodshed and the botched execution of the very man who trained him – Rodrik Cassel. This ham handed ordeal takes place right in front of everyone, and it’s something the youngest Stark boys aren’t likely to forget anytime soon. This was a real turning point for Theon, who in all likelihood will fail to win the respect of his father before Rob Stark kills him. After this, and under the cover of night, Bran and Rickon leave Winterfell with Hodar and Osha, and accompanied by each of their dire wolves. What more protection can you ask for?

The Stark girls are having an equally terrible time. Arya, still the cup barrier for Tywin Lannister (The evil dude from Last Action Hero), is proving herself smarter than your average slave and reluctantly engages in conversation with the Lannister patriarch. At one point he asks her about her father, and eventually what killed him. Her answer…

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Jack White + Gary Oldman = Awesome Sauce

We at Grizzly Bomb have a collected affinity for one Mr. Jack White. Creative force behind acts such as The Upholsterers, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, and The Dead Weather. He has also worked in some capacity with other musicians like Alicia Keys, The Electric Six, and Insane Clown Posse. That doesn’t even begin to describe his collaborative works industry wide such producing records for country icon Loretta Lynn. So it should come as no surprise when he teams up with someone awesome, but this one takes the cake. This time around Jack is hanging with the one and only Commissioner James Gordon.

White asked Oldman to direct his streaming concert (which happened a couple days ago) and the two seemed to really hit it off. White’s introduction to the famous JFK/Dark Knight/Dracula/Tinker Talior star wasn’t what you’d call conventional, but they both seemed in good spirits after and the result is pretty interesting. Check it out.


AMC’s Med Men – Episode 507 “At the Codfish Ball”

Something happened last night. As I was watching Mad Men a wave of familiarity washed over me. The whole episode felt like it was compiled from deleted scenes out of The Godfather – the tone, the ascetic, the way it was shot – all seemed reminiscent of the Coppola classic to me. An underlying darkness and the anticipation of something terrible about to happen all resulted in showing just how unhappy everyone really is.

Anyhow, enough about the feel of the episode, and on to the substance. Remember that letter Don wrote after Lucky Strike left? The one that Roger said would kill business? Well Don is receiving an award for writing it, and we’re all invited to the Codfish Ball…

This great honor has prompted Megan’s parents to visit from Montreal, and we quickly discover that Megan’s father, the scholar, is a communist. So he obviously has no affection towards Don’s profession and is concerned that his daughter will be ruined by the lavish lifestyle that they are living. This opinion is only amplified by his own failures and feelings of inadequacies. Something he takes out on those around him, namely the wife he believes doesn’t respect him – cause she doesn’t. She displays this in her competitiveness with her daughter, and her flirting with Don. Megan’s mother seems irresponsible and argumentative, and it’s clear that Megan is more fond of the father who hates her husband then of the mother who likes him.


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GI Joe: Retaliation – Redemption for ‘Rise of Cobra’?

Ok, so I think we can all agree that GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra was a horseshit movie, and this is a fact that apparently was not lost on the filmmakers. They took the opportunity to create a sequel and immediately killed off everyone from the first movie – Brilliant. Cut ties with that dogshit. They traded out Dennis Quaid for Bruce Willis – win. Replace Marlon Wayans with The Rock? Super win. Then you add in pieces like Boyd Crowder, The Punisher, and my girl Adrianne Palicki – I’m actually excited for the sequel to a movie I almost walked out on.

Adrianne Palicki, GI JOE, Lady Jane

"Oooo - It's a Lady...Jaye"

Here is the official synopsis and new images for G.I. Joe: Retaliation, courtesy of Stark Industries:

A follow-up to the 2009 release of G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA, which grossed over $300M worldwide, Paramount Pictures, MGM and Skydance Productions, in association with HASBRO and di Bonaventura Pictures, commences production on G.I. JOE: RETALIATION. In this sequel, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. The film stars D.J. Cotrona, Byung-hun Lee, Ray Park, Adrianne Palicki, Jonathan Pryce, RZA, Ray Stevenson, Channing Tatum with Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson. Directed by Jon M. Chu, and produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura and Brian Goldner, from a screenplay by Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick based on Hasbro’s G.I. Joe(R) characters, the film is scheduled to be released on June 29,2012.

In addition to several more pictures (Below), and the trailer we already showed you, there is also a new trailer after the jump…

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LOOPER Trailer: Time Travel & Self Loathing

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is playing a young Bruce Willis. Wouldn’t have called that one, but if it works, maybe that’s the way they should’ve gone for John McClane Jr

The movie has already been compared to 12 Monkeys, which, if an apt comparison, basically means it will hurt your head. But in the end, 12 Monkeys was excellent. Looper tells the story of hitman living in the past cleaning up problems the mob sends him by means time travel. That is until they send back an older version of him to be killed. Trippy.

This is something special, it’s called an ‘original idea’ and they assembled quite the cast. Aside from JGL and Willis, they’ve also got the beautiful and ultra talented Emily Blunt, who will no doubt end up the focus of desire for out ill-fated hero. Also seen in the trailer is veteran actor and Michigan Native Jeff Daniels, who has worked with Levitt before in the movie The Lookout. Looper will also feature one of my favorite actors over the last few years – Garret Dillahunt, who I first remember from his role on Deadwood, went on to appear in The 4400, Damages, and Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles. He was also in films like No Country for Old Men, Winter’s Bone, and The Road, and he is now the scene stealing star of Fox’s Raising Hope.

Jeff Daniels, Emily Blunt, Garrett Dillahunt

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Japanese Trailer for ‘THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN’

So, sometimes in the haze of all the hype surrounding The Avengers, Marvel is also putting out another movie this year that looks pretty solid – Ghost Rider 2 The Amazing Spider-Man. And I’m not just saying that because Dennis Leary is playing Gwen Stacy’s dad. After the disaster that was Spiderman 3, I’m glad they didn’t wait too long to reboot things and get that taste out of my mouth.

Anyway, much like with The Avengers, the Japanese trailer gives us some previously unseen footage, and had got me a bit more pumped for that movie than I was yesterday. Anyhow, without further ado, here it is…

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Grizzly Links: Ron Swanson, Baby Goose, and Why Nickleback Sucks!


- Potentially the 11 Most Crowd-Pleasing TV Deaths of 2012
: Ted Mosby is already dead to me anyway [WarmingGlow]

- Dear Ryan Gosling: Stop being so damn Ryan Gosling-y! With your new car, and your nice clothes, and Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year… [HelloGiggles]

- Ron Swarschach: Ron Swanson/Rorschach memes. Internet wins. [RonSwarschach]

- New Girl – ‘True American’ Rules: I want to play this game immediately and forever. No Batteries Required [Discubed]

- How Indiana Jones Survived Nuking the Fridge: Seems legit. [GeekTyrant]

- Boomerang Plans 14-Hour Captain Planet Marathon on Earth Day: Quite possibly the greatest Earth Day innovation yet, a reason to constantly use power for 14 HOURS. Sold. [SuperHeroHype]

- How Not to Pick Up Chicks: Also known as my moves… I’m so lonely… [BroBible]

- Geek Gifts: VHS and Nintendo Controller Coffee Tables I want these now… [Collider]

- Celebrities Calling Frasier: All this time and I never knew those were celebrities calling in. Not that I watch the show. I watch the show. [WarmingGlow]

-Why Nickelback Sucks…As Explained by an 80 Year Old Dude: I will never understand the attraction to Nickelback, or any of the hundred bands that sound like them. [LeftHandHorror]

- Matt Groening Reveals the Location of Springfield: World gasps as it realizes it doesn’t really care… [Robot6]

- 6 Reasons why Bros Need Nerds: Yea, why WE need Nerds! Why are you looking at me like that, Bro? [BroBible]

Song of the Week:

Childish Gambino’s Heartbeat

For more on Childish Gambino check here, here and here! And one more word from RonSwarschach, why not?


Justified: Season 3 Finale – “Slaughterhouse” (Also Season 4 Casting Rumors)


Tuesday night marked the close of Justified‘s third season. And while the episode, titled ‘Slaughterhouse’, did not result in killing off as many characters as it’s title might lead you to believe, it did deliver an emotional conclusion. Going into the episode there was a lot of stuff up in the air – The explosion at Boyd’s bar, Winona’s pregnancy, Arlo’s degrading mental health, the fate of Dickie Bennett, the future of Noble’s Holler, and the shooting of State Trooper Tom Bergen. In the middle of it all, US Deputy Marshall Raylan Givens.

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New ‘Avengers’ Footage – ScarJo and Some ‘Hulk Smash’ Action


In anticipation of the impending May 4th release of The Avengers, Marvel has released a couple new clips. One clip features Scarlett Johansson held captive, and the other is a nod to the old “Hulk Smash” line from the comics.

So anyhow, here is the first clip…

So that taught us 2 things: First, and you should’ve already known this, but Black Widow is no damsel in distress. And secondly, it’s apparent that she has a soft spot for Agent Barton (aka Hawkeye).

The next clip, a new TV spot, shows us a little bit of Cap’s leadership skill set…

Hulk Smash. Classic.


Grizzly Girl of the Week: Emmy Rossum


Emmy Rossum

I first noticed Emmy in Phantom of the Opera, and by the time Shameless rolled around I was in full on crush mode. Easily the best singer of all the Girls featured so far, she has a wide array of talents.

Why We Love Her – The Best of Her Resume:
- Law & Order (Ritual – 1997)
- Snoops (2 Episodes – 1999)
- The Audrey Hepburn Story (2000)
- Mystic River (2003)
- The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
- Phantom of the Opera (2004)
- Poseidon (2006)
- Shameless (24 Episodes – 2011/2012)

Other Notable Roles:
- Happy Now (2001)
- Dare (2009)
- Dragonball: Evolution (2009)

And now for the Eye Candy:

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Grizzly Links: Teddy Ruxpin, the Swedish Chef, and an Epic Lego Battle.

- Worst Album Covers of All Time: No, Thank YOU for the dove.  [Tastebuds]

- ‘Justified’ Interview Erica Tazel: One of Television’s most underused characters…  [Buzz Focus]

- Spectacularly Badass LEGO Short – THE DUEL: “Very Itto Ogami… with Legos, of course.”  [Geek Tyrant]

- Best Lines in Horror: “They’re coming to get you Barbara” is still my favorite all time.  [Mandy's Morgue of Horror]

- Sagaki Keita’s Pen and Ink Drawings: Well, that’s pretty trippy.  [Fubiz]

- Awesome James Bond Book Cover Art: Featuring Bond Girls. You’re Welcome.  [Geek Tyrant]

- Geek My Life: It’s like ‘Choose Your Own Adventure” but with a human life.  [Geek My Life]

- Game of Thrones: Broken Down Into Chart Form [Vulture]

- Batman Was Pulled Over In a Lamborghini: But only cause he WANTED to get pulled over.  [Bro Bible]

-  The ‘Daily Show’ Blasts Media Coverage Of The Trayvon Martin Case: We’re a little late on this one, but it’s still worth a watch.  [Uproxx]

- The Miracle Drug That Could Kill All Cancers: Yeah! Fuck You Cancer!  [Gizmodo]

- Supporting Characters From the 1990s – Then And Now: Brendan from “Step By Step” is really owning life right now.  [Buzz Feed]

- The Most Nostalgia-Inducing ’80s Toys: Teddy Ruxpin terrifies me.  [Ranker]

- The Muppets – Best of the Swedish Chef: Right up there with Chewbacca among great characters who I can’t understand when they speak.  [Mental Floss]

- Tenacious D Is Back, Get Excited!  [Holy Taco]



TOTAL RECALL Trailer: Starring Colin Farrell and Kate Beckinsale’s Ass.


Last week we talked a little bit about the upcoming Total Recall remake, and made fun of the fact that they released a trailer for the trailer. Which we ate up.

Well now the actual trailer is out and we thought you might like to see it.

A few things we learn from this trailer…

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Happy Game of Thrones Day!


Source: KingSlayer


GAME OF THRONES: 6 Clips from the Upcoming Season 2…


This Sunday will mark the much-anticipated return of HBO’s smash hit Game of Thrones. In preparation for the event, they have released 6 short clips from the upcoming sophomore season to further wet our appetites.

This is not one of them…

SEASON 1 SPOILER…

Yeah! Eat a bag of dicks Joffery!  Everyone feel better now?

Ok, on to the actual stuff…

 CLIP 1: We start with Daenerys Targaryen and her Dragons. What this tells us is, if anyone was expecting to see full grown flying bringers of Fiery Death in Season 2, they’re gonna likely be disappointed. Looks like it’ll be a while before these things are waging war on the Crown.

 CLIP 2: Ahh, King Joffery gets once again verbally bitchslapped by his  impossibly awesome Uncle. We also see Sansa Stark none to pleased to be holding the seat she once coveted, nex to the Boy King.

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TOTAL RECALL Remake: A Teaser…for a Teaser.

So as Hollywood proves how unoriginal it is, we continue to be spoon-fed reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels, and the lamest of all – reimaginings. And the worst part – they know we’re dumb enough to keep paying to see these things, so they’ll never stop. I admit, I’m the worst offender of all. I’m gonna watch the shit out of the new Total Recall, because I loved the old Total Recall.  The difference here is, while I love the original, I love it mostly because of Arnold. Now we are clearly devoid an Arnold. Can Colin Farrell make us forget about Schwarzenegger?

No, he can’t.

But he can try, and he won’ t be alone. Joining Mr. Farrell we have a pretty strong cast – Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, John Cho, Bill Nighy, Bokeem Woodbine, and Walter White Bryan Cranston. No Michael Ironside, but pretty strong none the less.

Now, we finally have some footage to go along with that cast list, and it comes to us in the form of a teaser…for the teaser. Yeah, that’s right – a 30 second preview for the trailer, which will air on TV durning the Heat/Celtics game on Game of Thrones Day this Sunday. Stupid, I know, but aside from some photos, this is all we’ve got so far.

Here is the Press Release…

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Psycho Girlfriend: Season 4 – Episodes 1&2

So when we last checked in with Seth and Brandi we weren’t sure if we were just watching the Season 3 Finale, or the actual end of the series. Lucky for us, the ill-fated couple wasn’t done torturing each other, and now they’re back with a 4th season.

Here are the first 2 episodes…

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PROMETHEUS – New UK Trailer, Pictures, and Interview with Theron and Fassbender

We’ve already taken a look at a some Prometheus trailers and what not, but if you missed them…

- Prometheus: Hi-Res Images, Interviews and Teaser Trailer
- Prometheus: New Poster and Trailers!  (Teasers 1 & 2)
Some Stills & Speculation on The Hobbit and Prometheus
- International ‘Prometheus’ Trailer: Giddyness to Follow
- Prometheus: New Video Gives Us Our ‘ALIEN’ Link  (Peter Weyland Video)
New Extended Trailer for ‘Prometheus’: Connection to ALIEN Now Undeniable

But fear not, there is more!  I thought it was time we collected everything in one spot. If you can’t tell, I’m pretty excited for this movie. For almost my whole life I’ve wondered what was up with this dude – the space jockey from the original Alien film, now we’re gonna find out.

Let’s start with the videos. Here is one we haven’t posted before, part of their viral marketing.  In the same vein as the Peter Weyland video, this is more about the company and deals with the creation of androids, in the footsteps of Ian Holm and Lance Henriksen.

Next is the new UK Trailer, which takes a totally different approach from the American spots, and adds in some footage we’ve not see yet…

UK TRAILER:

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Grizzly Links: Archer, Steve Martin, and the Best House Rules I’ve Ever Seen

- Play the ‘Justified’ Drinking Game: Someone endures a facial laceration or bloody nose: Small sip  [Vulture]

- Shark Feeding Frenzy: Beaches off Perth, Australia.  [Grind TV]

- Why Batman Should Kill The Joker: For the record, I totally disagree with this, but I thought I’d throw it out there.  [Big Think]

- Take a Glimpse Into the Mad Men Characters’ Futures: Don is gonna own the 70s.  [Vulture]

- The Ten Fitness Facts Everyone Gets Wrong: #11. Eating McDonalds till you sweat doesn’t count as working out.  [Ask Men]

- Best Bottled Water Commercial Ever: I dare you to watch this and not want some of this water.  [Ego TV]

- A Flying DeLorean: Where can I order one of these?  [Gamma Squad]

- Faux Loko: The DIY Drink I Shouldn’t Be Telling You About  [Gizmodo]

- 10 Deleted Scenes That Would’ve Ruined The Film: Terminator 3 was ruined regardless…  [Cracked]

- Steve Martin And Gwyneth Paltrow at the Oscars: Platrow sucks and Martin knows it.  [BuzzFeed]

- Memento’s Brilliant Timeline: Oh Leonard, will the cycle never end?  [Unreality]

- Most Badass Spies and Secret Agents in Film and TV History: Move over James Bond, Sterling Archer is the new fan favorite.  [Bro Bible]

- The 30 Funniest Facebook Timeline Covers: This is what happens when people are forced to change their Facebook…  [World Wide Interweb]

- The Very Best of the Horny 2012 Meme: Never has such a movement gained so much momentum, only to then be derailed by one dude beating off.  [Ranker]


New Extended Trailer for ‘Prometheus’: Connection to ALIEN Now Undeniable

Despite Director Ridely Scott’s claims that his upcoming Prometheus is only vaguely related to his Sci-Fi/Horror classic Alien, the more footage that comes out, the clearer it becomes the films are unmistakably related. Last month we saw the clip of  Guy Pierce‘s character ‘Peter Weyland’ giving a speech and hinting towards the technology that would make possible the later space exploration. Now we have an extended look…

So, we have the music from the original, the ship from the original, the space jockey, LV-426, and the Weyland Company.

Yup, clearly not a prequel.


The Daily…err…The Daly Show

Today Gamma Squad posted an episode of ‘The Daly Show‘ which guest starred Michael Rosenbaum and Malcom Reynolds Nathan Fillion. So I watched it and loved it and wondered how it was that I had not heard about this show sooner. So I went back and watched the first 6 episodes and I gotta say, they’re hilarious.

Tim Daly and his son Sam play themselves and in a series of 5 minute episodes deal with real issues, like looking like a douche and wether or not Taye Diggs tastes like chocolate.


Here are the links to the episodes if you want to get caught up, or if you just want to watch the one with Fillion, I’ve included it below…

- The Daly Show: Episode 1 “The Daly Douche”
- The Daly Show: Episode 2 “The Daly Double”
- The Daly Show: Episode 3 “The Daly Chocolate” with Taye Diggs
- The Daly Show: Episode 4 “The Daly Family Tree” with Amy Brenneman
- The Daly Show: Episode 5 “The Daly Christmas”
- The Daly Show: Episode 6 “The Super Bowl”

and finally…

- The Daly Show: Episode 7: “The Daly Superheroes” with NATHAN FILLION

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Prometheus: New Video Gives Us Our ‘ALIEN’ Link

Ridley Scott is getting ready to release one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and the main reason for the anticipation is the films ‘Prequel’ status relative to one of the greatest Sci-Fi movies ever made – Alien.

Well now Scott is saying that the connections to the beloved franchise with the acid-blooded antagonists is going to be more obscure than originally planned, and I don’t believe him. That’s not to say I’m expecting Michael Fassbender‘s chest to explode 20 minutes into the movie, but I do think we’re gonna see more than he claims.

What he is claiming is that Guy Pierce‘s character – ‘Peter Weyland’  - is gonna be our only real tie to the historic series of movies. Fans of the movies will remember that ‘Ellen Ripley’ and ‘Captain Dallas’ worked for ‘Weyland-Yutani‘. Peter Weyland is presumably the son or grandson of Lance Henriksen‘s AVP character ‘Charles Bishop Weyland’. Weyland’s company eventually merged with The Yutani Comapny, who were featured in possession of a ‘Predator Arm Cannon’ at the end of AVP: Requiem.

Anyhow, here’s the video…

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