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Fister Robto: ‘Lords of Salem’ Review – Rob Zombie Approved!

Heidi, a radio DJ, is sent a box containing a record — a “gift from the Lords.” The sounds within the grooves trigger flashbacks of her town’s violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the Lords back to take revenge on S...

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Fister Roboto: R.I.P. Richard Brooker

Fister’s tribute to the first Jason Voorhees to pick up a hockey mask – Richard Brooker. READ IT AT FISTER ROBOTO

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Fister Presents Offical ‘The Jeffrey Dahmer Files’ Trailer

Just in time to leave a bad Valentine’s taste in your mouth is first official trailer for IFC Midnight’s The Jeffrey Dahmer Files. The film will soon begin a VOD release, with the limited theatrical run beginning on 2/15/13...

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Fister Roboto’s MAMA Review

I bought my ticket for Mama with reluctant anticipation. While it can’t hurt to have Guillermo del Toro’s name attached to a film, horror fans are used to constant letdowns at the multiplex. I was pleasantly surprised to le...

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Fister Roboto – Archer’s “Fugue and Riffs” Review

Thursday just became cool again! Welcome back, Duchess! Oh, how we’ve missed you. The last time we saw the beloved ISIS, they were up to their asses in space station trauma initiated by Bionic Barry. Season four isn’t messi...

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Fister’s Review: Compliance

Written & Directed by Craig Zobel Starring: Ann Dowd, Dreama Walker, and Pat Healy When a prank caller convinces a fast food restaurant manager to interrogate an innocent young employee, no-one is left unharmed. Based on tr...

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Fister’s Reviews – Excision

Written & Directed by Richard Bates Jr. Starring: AnnaLynne McCord, Traci Lords, and Ariel Winter A disturbed and delusional high school student with aspirations of a career in medicine goes to extremes to earn the approval...

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American Horror Story: Asylum S2E10 ‘The Name Game’ Recap

SPOILERS Be on the look out for a season three clue! Thanks for the tip, Dummypants! Being a horror addict, I see a lot of crazy shit. Sometimes I’m immune to it, once in a while it knocks me on my ass. Tonight I’m grasping...

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Fister’s Best Horror Movies of 2012

2012 had its share of horror failures, maybe a few too many – fortunately, the year had its shining moments as well. Between moronic found-footage flicks and obligatory torture-porn, I found a handful of proven success storie...

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Fister Reviews the Dexter Season 7 Finale…

SPOILERS Fine. Doakes was only alive in my dreams. Still, it made us all think didn’t it? Surprise, Motherfucker! was aptly titled, surprising us in ways we weren’t prepared for. Given the shark-jumping nature of season sev...

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Fister – American Horror Story: Asylum S2E9

SPOILERS 2012 A fidgety, scruffy man named Johnny Morgan arrives at his therapy appointment, seeking to curb compulsions. Even as a child he had scary impulses, not the masturbatory kind as his female therapist assumes, but imp...

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Fister Roboto – Metal Music and Reading!

Heavy metal is undoubtedly my favorite genre of music. No disrespect to my favorite musician of all time, Mr. Franklin Vincent Zappa, but if I was trapped on an island with one genre – it’s metal all the way. Metal naturall...

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The Fister Pick: Young Adult

Directed by Jason Reitman Written by Diablo Cody Starring: Charlize Theron, Patrick Wilson, and Patton Oswalt Soon after her divorce, a fiction writer returns to her home in small-town Minnesota, looking to rekindle a romance w...

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Fister’s Review: Loaded

Written & Directed by Anna Campion Starring: Oliver Milburn, Dearbhla Molloy and Danny Cunningham Seven teenagers retreat to a country house for the weekend to make their epic, an impossibly ambitious Celtic fantasy. As the...

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Fister Recap: American Horror Story 2.08

Our favorite secular Christmas songs seemed rather eerie tonight, playing softly under the revelations of Unholy Night. Briarcliff was treated to Ian McShane as the murderous Santa, Leigh, along with Christmas as only AHS could...

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Fister’s Review: Die, Monster, Die!

Directed by Daniel Haller Written by Jerry Sohl (Based loosely on H.P. Lovecraft’s “The Colour Out of Space”) Starring: Boris Karloff, Nick Adams and Freda Jackson A young man visits his fiancé’s estate to discover tha...

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Fister’s Effing Metal Friday

I’m still all jacked up from getting a face to face interview with Clutch, so let’s dedicate some time to Maryland’s hardest rocking beer snobs. Check out the jams at Fister Roboto!

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Fister’s AHS Review…

SPOILERS Frances Conroy (yay!) is back after her role as the guilty maid, Moira, in the first season. This time around she portrays a curious character named Shahad, but you can just call her The Angel of Death. Grace isn’t d...

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Fister Cozies Up with Pepper & Briarcliff

Holy crap. This is my 1000th post. I’m glad to use it on American Horror Story. Like we need a reason to get more excited about this season of AHS, but just to make sure, here’s three new featurettes from FX. The Cutting Ro...

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Fister’s Review: Leave

Directed by Robert Celestino Written by Rick Gomez & Frank John Hughes (story) Starring: Bryan Cranston, Ron Livingston, Rick Gomez, Frank John Hughes, and Vinessa Shaw Henry Harper is a successful novelist who has it all. ...

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Fister’s Review: The Pact

Written & Directed by Nicholas McCarthy Starring: Caity Lotz, Casper Van Dien, Anges Bruckner, and Mark Steger As a woman struggles to come to grips with her past in the wake of her mother’s death, an unsettling presence ...

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Fister Interviews ‘Eagle Claw’

I had the extreme pleasure of attending The Sword at The Madison Theater in Covington, KY on 11.10.12. Supporting the headliner was Gypsyhawk, and Austin’s very own Eagle Claw. I “discovered” Eagle Claw about two weeks be...

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Fister’s Holiday Review: Thankskilling

Directed by Jordan Downey Written by Jordan Downey and Kevin Stewart Starring: Lance Predmore, Ryan E. Francis, and Lindsey Anderson A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. Read it at Fister Roboto! ...

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Fister’s Reviews: Pop Skull

Directed by Adam Wingard Written by E.L. Katz & Lane Hughes Starring: Lane Hughes, Brandon Carroll and Maggie Henry Remember that time at the kegger when you got lost in the cornfield? You’d probably just broken up with y...

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Fister’s Review: Kissed (1996)

Directed by Lynne Stopkewich Written by Angus Fraser & Lynne Stopkewich Starring: Molly Parker, Peter Outerbridge and Jay Brazeau Over the years, a child’s romantic ideals about death blossom into necrophilia, the study o...

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Fister’s Film Review: Black Sunday

Seriously – they don’t make movies like this anymore. Italian horror from the 1960′s was its own animal and Black Sunday stands the test of time. Even (or in spite of) by today’s horror standards, this film shines like ...

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Fister’s Review: American Horror Story – 2.05

I never saw this coming. I blame the show’s never-ending misdirection and bad ass acting. Last week we we’re getting closer and closer to Dr. Thredson aiding Lana and Kit in ultimately helping their respective positions. He...

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Fister Roboto Reviews: Girls Gone Dead

Directed by Michael Hoffman Jr. & Aaron T. Wells Written by Michael Hoffman Jr. & Ryan Dee Starring: Katie Peterson, Shea Stewart and Brandy Whitford A group of six ex-high school cheerleaders are stalked by a killer wi...

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