The Bourne Legacy
Matt Damon gives up the ghost and new blood moves in to take over. Treadstone is back and they are offering the role of Jason Bourne to Aaron Cross, another assassin with baggage. Not much is known about the plot of the film, but I would wager it doesn’t follow the book at all, much like its predecessors…
Stars: Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz, Edward Norton, Joan Allen, Albert Finney
Release Date: August 3rd, 2012
God Bless America (RedBand)
Bobcat Goldthwait’s newest movie sees terminally-ill Frank decide to rid the world of its most repellent citizens with the help of his 16-year-old friend Roxy. This movie fulfills everybodies dream of capping the entire Kardashian family or laying waste to the latest cast of American Idol. That pretty much screams Must See Movie… Probably screams it in Bobcat’s voice, too…
Stars: Joel Murray, Tara Lynne Barr
Release Date:May 11th, 2012
Resident Evil: Retribution
Alice returns in the 5th installment of the popular Resident Evil franchise, and this time she’s fighting against Zombies and the evil Umbrella Corporation. Which is who she was fighting the last 4 movies. But this time is different. I swear…
Stars: Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Sienna Guillory, Oded Fehr, Kevin Durand, Johann Urb, Shawn Roberts
Release Date: September 14th, 2012
The FP (RedBand)
It’s Dance, Dance, Revolution meets The Warriors in this futuristic take on our modern video game sensibilities. Two rival gangs fight for control of Frazier Park, which is a deadly arena in competitive dance-fight video game “Beat-Beat Revolution.” I thought this was a joke at first, but I am increasingly glad that it’s real…
Stars: Jason Trost, Lee Valmassy, Art Hsu, Caitlyn Folley, Brandon Barrera, James DeBello
Release Date: March 16th, 2012
Iron Sky
The Earth is being invaded by UFO’s. The catch? These UFO’s were made by Nazi’s on the Moon… Let that settle for a moment. In 1945 the Nazi’s built a secret base on the moon where they plotted and schemed until 2018 when they return to take over. Looks like an interesting blend of “Sky Captain” and “Starship Troopers”… with Nazi’s.
Stars: Julia Dietze, Christopher Kirby, Götz Otto, Stephanie Paul, Peta Sergeant, Udo Kier
Release Date: April 4th, 2012
Snow White & The Huntsman
An interesting take on the classic tale, as Snow White is mentored by the Huntsman as they head out on a quest to vanquish the Evil Queen. Basically less Dwarves and singing, more violence and sword fighting. As far as I know, there are no sparkling vampires…
Stars: Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Charlize Theron, Ian McShane, Toby Jones, Ray Winstone, Nick Frost, Bob Hoskins
Release Date: June 1st, 2012
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
An asteroid plummets to Earth, leaving a man alone when his wife panics and leaves. With the end of the world days away he leaves on a road trip with his neighbor to find his high school sweetheart and to get her home to see her family. Also, Patton Oswalt at an end of the world orgy.
Stars: Steve Carell, Keira Knightley, Patton Oswalt, Connie Britton, Gillian Jacobs, T.J. Miller, Adam Brody, Rob Corddry
Release Date: June 22nd, 2012
The Cold Light of Day
An American family is kidnapped while on vacation in Spain, and their son is left to save them. In doing so, he uncovers a conspiracy involving his father, who is actually a C.I.A. agent. Cue suspenseful music. Featuring Superman and John McClane.
Stars: Henry Cavill, Bruce Willis, Sigourney Weaver, Caroline Goodall, Joseph Mawle, Rafi Gavron
Release Date: April 6th, 2012
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Passengers on a flight from LA to Tokyo enjoy an in-flight movie, dine on sub-par air cuisine, and encounter what appears to be a deadly supernatural force. And supernatural forces are the most frightening of all the forces. Especially when they are on a plane…
Stars: Leslie Bibb, Ryan Kwanten, Amy Smart, Jamie Chung, Nicky Whelan, Scout Taylor-Compton, John Schaech, Jerry Ferrera
Release Date: August 31st, 2012
Seeking Justice
Nic Cage gets caught up with a vigilante group after his wife is assaulted. After they perform their own brand of justice for him, he learns they want a favor from him in return, and the rest pretty much writes itself. It’s Nic Cage folks, we all know what kind of movie this is going to be. Scenery will be chewed, odd faces will be made.
Stars: Nicolas Cage, January Jones, Guy Pearce, Xander Berkeley, Jennifer Carpenter, IronE Singleton, Harold Perrineau
Release Date: March 16th, 2012
Jeff Who Lives At Home
Dispatched from his basement room on an errand for his mother, slacker Jeff might discover his destiny (finally) when he spends the day with his brother as he tracks his possibly adulterous wife. Funny, yet thought provoking…
Stars: Jason Segel, Ed Helms, Judy Greer, Susan Sarandon, Katie Aselton
Release Date: March 16th, 2012