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Pixar’s Monsters University: Four New Teaser Trailers!

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While we’re on the subject of prequels (because, really, when are we not, America?), Disney and Pixar have released teaser trailers from their latest love child, Monsters University which will hit theaters next summer.  The film is a prequel to Monsters, Inc., released in 2001 and will depict our favorite monsters as college students before they ever hit the scare floor; and will take us through the story of how Mike and Sulley met and how they became friends from rivals.  The four new teaser trailers were released by Disney, Apple, Yahoo, and the Huffington Post; and on first viewing appear to be all exactly the same.  However, when Sulley pulls the sheet off of the bed and reveals Mike, each trailer has a line Mike utters in his sleep that is unique unto itself.  (I kind of hope they use “My pony made the Dean’s List…haha.”)

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Review: ‘True Blood’ Season 5 Episode 2 – “Authority Always Wins”

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Could it be true?  Are we about to watch a season of True Blood that doesn’t make me want to experience the true death?  So far so good.

Tonight’s episode was a real doozy!  Eric, Bill, and Nora have been captured and imprisoned by the Authority and are experiencing a hearty round of questioning and torture.  Even though Nan was a cold old bitch who was on her way to the unemployment lines, Bill and Eric are asked about their involvement in her death.  We also learn about the Vampire Bible who tells the story of Lilith, a vampire created in God’s image before Adam and Eve were made to be her food.  Both Bill and Eric are asked on repeat if they buy into this school of thought, do they see humans as people or merely food?

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Review: True Blood Season 5, Episode 1 – “Turn! Turn! Turn!”

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True Blood is back, let the people rejoice!

As per usual, the premier of a new season of True Blood is an hour in which nothing really happens.  I have a good feeling about the story lines that are being set up, though.  Or, should I say, I feel much better about them than the time-wasting garbage with the faeries like last year.  I still don’t understand the point of them.  It seems like a long and unnecessary set up for Sookie to just have magic flash hands.

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True Blood: Season 5 – More Teasers Than Your High School Cheerleading Squad

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HBO released three new teasers the other day featuring scenes from the upcoming fifth season of True Blood.  With the amount of whoring they’ve been doing lately for the new season, I feel like I should be checked for hepatitis.  I’ve practically seen half the season.  These three teasers feature actual scenes from the early episodes of the summer.

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Official Trailer: Baz Luhrmann’s ‘The Great Gatsby’

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The Great Gatsby trailer gives us insight to Baz Luhrmann’s interpretation and display of one of the most anticipated films of the year (falling second and third only to the Dark Knight Rises and Django Unchained of course).  [Ed. Note – PROMETHEUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

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