Movie Trailer Roundup: MiB III, G.I. Joe: Retaliation, The Expendables 2 and MORE!

Men in Black III

 The MIB duo of Agent Jay and Agent Kay are back in action. When the world is threatened by an evil alien, Agent Jay travels back in time to 1969, where he teams up with the younger Agent Kay to stop an evil villain named Boris from destroying the world in the future. 

Stars: Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Emma Thompson, Josh Brolin, Alice Eve, Jemaine Clement

Release Date: May 25th, 2012

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

This looks to be one of the first movies where the sequel generally outshines the original. The first trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation is heavy on action, The Rock, and crazy ninja cliff fighting, and thankfully light on the Channing Tatum. Also, Bruce Willis playing every single character Bruce Willis ever plays, which is badass.

Also Starring: Adrianne Palicki, Arnold Vosloo, Ray Stevenson, Ray Park, and Walton Goggins

Release Date: June 29th, 2012

The Expendables 2 (Teaser)

The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal! After Tool, the heart and soul of the Expendables, is brutally murdered on a mission, his comrades swear to avenge him.

Tool’s beautiful young and wild daughter Fiona embarks on her own revenge mission, complicating matters when she is captured and ransomed by a ruthless dictator plotting to destroy a resistance movement. Now Barney and the Expendables must risk everything to save her and humanity.

Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Nan Yu, Liam Hemsworth, Chuck Norris, and Jean-Claude Van Damme

Release Date: August 17th, 2012

This Means War

The world’s deadliest CIA operatives are inseparable partners and best friends until they fall for the same woman. Having once helped bring down entire enemy nations, they are now employing their incomparable skills and an endless array of high-tech gadgetry against their greatest nemesis ever – each other.

Stars: Tom Hardy, Chris Pine, Reese Witherspoon, Laura Vandervoort, Angela Basset, David Koechner

Release Date: February 17th, 2012

The Three Stooges

Wow, if this wasn’t already on my shit list for being a terrible idea the trailer sealed it. Just show me the ORIGINAL Stooges in HD, 3D, whatever you want. I’ll see it. Not this. Sorry, Farrelly Brothers, you lost me.

Stars: Will Sasso, Sean Hayes, Chris Diamantopoulos, Sofia Vergara, Jane Lynch, Jennifer Hudson, and the nail in the coffin; Snooki.

Release Date: April 13th, 2012

And that’s it for this Trailer Roundup, we’ll have more for you next week!

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