Ted – 2 AM Text Review

My buddy Aaron is a bartender for a certain movie theater here in Michigan, and on occasion, the theater will have advanced employee screenings for movies the Wednesday night prior to the film’s release. These are his thoughts on TED…

Aaron: WAKEUP SNOWFLAKE!! Just finished watching Ted. – 2:02 AM

Aaron: Between the last 2 seasons of family guy and the entire existence of the Cleveland show, I was pretty sure ol’ Seth had blown his load on funny things to – 2:03 AM

Aaron: say. – 2:04 AM

Aaron: Turns out, he blew his load on FCC approved things to say. Genuinely funny. Some pretty good moments. But a movie about a teddy bear for 2 – 2:05 AM

Aaron: hours?!?! – 2:06 AM

Aaron: Much like me ordering a jack and coke, it’s predictable, but nice to see all Seth needed to be funny again was less restrictions. Let’s say 7 out of 10.  – 2:09 AM

Aaron: Oh, and of course, your much needed boob count: 2. Nice ones too, which means they didn’t belong to Meg.  – 2:10 AM


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