My buddy Aaron is a bartender for a certain movie theater here in Michigan, and on occasion, the theater will have advanced screenings for movies the Wednesday night prior to the film’s release. Well early this Thursday morning I got a few texts from my good friend about his thoughts on Stallone’s newest epic one-liner fest…
Aaron: It’s 2am and I just saw expendables 2 so you gotta wake up! – 2:21 AM
Aaron: I’d hate to insult the definition of plot by saying this movie had one. It’s more like, simple reasons we’re about to kill these guys. – 2:22 AM
Aaron: That being said, it was the prefect kind of movie for a cheesy ass script. – 2:22 AM
Aaron: Rambo, Die Hard, Terminator, even Chuck Norris jokes. Lots of action, average acting, some pretty good humor. – 2:24 AM
Aaron: Boob count: Zero. But I’ll give an award to Walker Texas Ranger for having the best kill. – 2:25 AM
Aaron: 3.5 Grizzlies out of 5. Is that the scale? I don’t know. I’m tired. Leave me alone. Go to sleep. – 2:28 AM
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