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Scum of The Week – Disney

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It was difficult for me to pin down a scum bag for this week, because there just weren’t enough degenerates doing idiotic, degrading things. But I’ve found my scum champion finally in the form of the family friendly entertainment empire Disney. You might ask, why Disney? That’s Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck and all of those other cool and loveable characters!

Well, I just have a problem with the fact that Disney has trademarked a certain name, that name being SEAL Team 6. They’re the ones who completed the mission that killed Osama Bin Laden, in case you hadn’t heard anything about that story in the news. And I’m not even griping about this one from a political aspect, because here at Grizzly Bomb we don’t get into all that crap. It just amazes me that certain shit gets trademarked. Perfect example: Donald Trump trademarking the phrase “You’re Fired”. And just the other week Dr. Kronner trademarked the color blue. It’s ridiculous.

Here’s the tiny article from Deadline:

FishbowlNY uncovered three trademark applications that Disney made in early May to claim the rights to the phrase “SEAL Team 6” covering “entertainment and education services,” “toys, games and playthings” and “clothing, footwear and headwear.”

Seriously Disney, I can’t wait to see the SEAL Team 6 toys that you market to the kids. I only hope that we get to see Mickey Mouse with a sniper rifle, and Donald Duck with night vision goggles. I can only imagine there will be a whole plethora of SEAL Team 6 movies about the Bin Laden mission and Disney will be the only one allowed to have a movie named exactly that. Not only do they now have ABC, ESPN and Marvel Comics in the grasp of their scum covered fingers, but maybe next they’ll privatize the army and own every branch of the military too! Yeah it seems a little far fetched I would expect nothing less of our scum of the week!


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Scum of the Week – Princess Beatrice’s Hat

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Far be it from me to speak out against those above my station, but I’ve discovered an atrocity this week having to do with Princess Beatrice of York, what with all of the Royal Wedding nonsense going on. Basically this atrocity is the ridiculous f–king hat she wore to the wedding. Take a gander at this scourge of the underworld that grabbed my attention:

Upon seeing this hat I couldn’t decide whether I should choke myself to death, gouge my eyes out or laugh until I threw up. I ended up doing neither and directed my energy into making it our latest scum of the week. I initially thought I would have Princess Beatrice named scum of the week, but I am instead calling this hat out! And I have also named the hat Lucifer.

So thanks a lot Lucifer the Ugly Hat, you not only ruined a person of royalty by sitting atop her head, but you managed to ruin the twenty minutes of my life spent typing this article! I’ll let you be the judge if it’s Lucifer the Ugly Hat is to blame or Beatrice, because there’s a plethora of ugly hat wearing going on in her life.

 

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Scum of the Week – Lindsay Lohan

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Hopefully this article won’t just be a new celebrity going to jail each week, but that’s just how it turned out. A chronic scum sucker is finally going back where she belongs for 120 days to be exact.

"God Bless you... OH! Shit, you're crying aren't you?"

Yes, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to jail time according to OTRC, and is reportedly ‘angry’ about it. I’d be angry too if I was caught red handed walking out a store with a $2,500 necklace that I forgot I was wearing. Actually if I had “accidently” done that. I’d have already been in jail for 120 days if not more, and been released already. Lohan being a Hollywood scumbag however, gets to drag it out for about a year before finally getting what any other thief would have received.

So good riddance for awhile Ms. Lohan. I’m sure this will only help your career after your release, because we all know this society rewards it’s scum most handsomely. We should probably get her a medal after she gets out of jail, but unfortunately Grizzly Bomb doesn’t give out medals to SCUM!

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Scum of the Week – Nicolas Cage

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This is a new weekly article from Grizzly Bomb, where over the span of the week every week we will be naming someone as our pick for the most scum worthy. Scum can be interpreted in many ways, for example: scumbag, scumbucket, scumsucker. You get the idea.

This weeks scum nominee is of course Nicolas Cage.

In case you hadn’t heard, Mr. Cage was arrested in New Orleans for domestic violence and battery…. against his wife. Cage and his wife were arguing in front of an apartment because the actor was pretty sure that this was a place they were renting, his wife however disagreed.

Cage, super duper intoxicated at this point, thought it would be a good idea to take his wife by the arm and pull her to the house. Cage then struck several cars before the police were called and he was hauled off to central lockup. All I can say is at least he didn’t punch her whilst wearing a bear suit.

If you want the full detailed story, CNN Entertainment seems to have a pretty good rundown of this monstrosity. This may have been an overblown issue because the man is a celebrity, but domestic violence is domestic violence.

Thank you Mr. Cage for being our first Scum of the Week!

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Christian Day: Worst. Warlock. Ever.

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Let’s face it. Warlocks are f–king cool. By definition a warlock is a male witch, so basically you could say Harry Potter, Gandalf and Merlin are all warlocks. Even the evil ones are pretty damn sweet; you’ve got Sauron and Saruman from Lord of the Rings and Voldemort and his Death Eaters from the Harry Potter series.

Sauron From Lord of the Rings

Sure when you see the warlock Leezar in the movie Your Highness, you laugh at him because he’s so damned ridiculous looking, but that movie was supposed to be a parody of a fantasy movie. So it’s really off the wall strange when you have some jack-off spouting off to the media claiming that Your Highness paints warlocks in an unfair light.

To see said jack-off, look no further than Christian Day.

 

Christian Day gained minuscule notoriety for his attacks on Charlie Sheen, which he claims tarnished the good name of Warlocks everywhere, but has now moved his focus to the movie industry and called for an all out boycott of Your Highness. Wow.

Not only does this guy look like he’s in desperate need of getting laid, but he looks to be quite possibly the worst fricking warlock I’ve ever seen. I’m pretty sure this guy can’t shoot fireballs from his hands or lightning from his eyes. And there is no way he could possibly forge an evil ring to rule mankind or split his soul into seven pieces. That being said I really don’t know what his beef is with Your Highness.

Leezar is sooooo sweet…

From what I can tell, real life warlocks and witches dabble in herbs, curses and other magical items that with all probability won’t work on anyone. So it’s kind of funny to see them wanting a boycott of Your Highness when the warlock Leezar in it can use all sorts of crazy magic with his trusty staff and they can’t…ever.

So until there is a movie featuring a warlock who can’t use sweet magic and is a total asshole, I think the Warlock community better just try to capitalize off of Your Highness‘s meager box office success and just claim they put a curse on it from the start.