Could it be true?  Are we about to watch a season of True Blood that doesn’t make me want to experience the true death?  So far so good.

Tonight’s episode was a real doozy!  Eric, Bill, and Nora have been captured and imprisoned by the Authority and are experiencing a hearty round of questioning and torture.  Even though Nan was a cold old bitch who was on her way to the unemployment lines, Bill and Eric are asked about their involvement in her death.  We also learn about the Vampire Bible who tells the story of Lilith, a vampire created in God’s image before Adam and Eve were made to be her food.  Both Bill and Eric are asked on repeat if they buy into this school of thought, do they see humans as people or merely food?

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1. The Authority.

First of all, Chris Meloni (Law and Order: SVU) looks like a total badass.  Cold and unfeeling with a little sadistic smirk – everything we’ve come to expect from a vampire personality.  He makes Edward Cullen look like a giant vagina.  The Authority looks as if it will bring a little background into the lives of vampires and a broader view of their society.

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