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Villains Emerge in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows Trailer

Get ready for June to turn green. Not only from the great weather and the accompanying plant bloom, but the greenbacks that’ll be exchanged at the box office as audiences flock to see more Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action. That’s right, the heroes in a half shell are back in the inevitable sequel to the 2014 hit. And their new foes can’t wait.

There’s no surprise there. Someone had to fill in the power vacuum after the turtles put the kibosh to Shredder in the first movie. And what an ensemble of lowlife scum! Long-time fans will immediately recognize the mutated boar Bebop and rhino Rocksteady in movie trailer below:

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Michael Bay’s “Alien” Turtles Have Been Cast and Megan Fox is Among Them…

I have to be honest with you.  I have a deep love for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  I have one more admission.  It physically pained me when I found out some of the silly things that Michael Bay had in mind for the 2014 reboot.  Really, Sir?  Aliens?  Really?

The cast of the mutant, uh, I mean, “alien” brothers has been finalized so I can’t help but add my two cents about the gents.  Being attached to the name “Michael Bay” certainly has its advantages.  Bay abuses what I would call an “increasingly stupefied” audience.   Are his films visually overstimulating because that is his true expression of art, or is he just supplying what the audience wants?  Either way, I don’t know what his exact plans are for the Ninja Turtles reboot, but I can guarantee they will be stupid and I will hate them. He is, however, box office gold.

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So will these budding young stars reap the benefits of Bay’s name?  So long as they don’t call him a Nazi, I’m quite positive they will experience some success from this highly commercialized, toy friendly franchise.

Cast as the group’s leader Leonardo is Pete Ploszek.  You may recognize him from Parks and Recreation that one time.  If you missed him then, maybe you saw him on Shameless that other one time.  He has the shortest resume of the bunch, but this could be the springboard he needs.

Ninja Turtles

Alan Ritchson, who has some fairly memorable previous performances, will be Raphael.  Of all the main characters, this guy could potentially benefit the most from this stamp on his career.  Between the Ninja Turtles being filmed, and The Hunger Games in post production, his attachment to some major titles could lead to future success.  His strong handsome face doesn’t hurt anything either.  Too bad his gorgeous mug is going to be CGIed in Ninja Turtles.

Ninja Turtles

Jeremy Howard has been cast as Donatello.  I am not entirely sure how he fits in considering the other gents are a bit more statuesque.  However, he does have the most experience in films dealing with aliens, so I suppose that is fitting with Bay’s ideas.  The only thing I can project is that they are truly trying to highlight the geekiness of Don’s character.  This is the exact opposite of what they have done previously.  Donnie was always the smart techie guy, but to avoid boxing him into a one-dimensional character, they also gave him a skateboard.  These are all just assumptions, but as I have stated earlier, I already hate this movie and it is stupid.

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I found Noel Fisher (Shameless, Terriers, etc.) to be the most recognizable of the foursome.  He, obviously, will be playing Michelangelo.  “All the good ones end in ‘o’.”  Considering Mikey was my favorite turtle, I hope he stays true to the character.  I feel weird saying that considering he is a turtle that is a ninja that also likes to party.  What great depth!

Ninja Turtles

Rounding out the cast is the ever sultry Megan Fox.  Considering there aren’t too many female roles to choose from, she will be  April O’Neil.  I was kind of crossing my fingers she would have been the Shredder.  Or even better, she could have been that girl turtle from that Saturday morning show that no one watched…

Ninja Turtles, Megan Fox

The only thing that I can guarantee is that I don’t care.  Keep an eye out for Ninja Turtles exploding in a theater near you next summer.

Judd Apatow’s ‘This Is 40’ Has A New Trailer, Fills Me With Existential Dread

Judd Apatow is one of those strange curiosities in the filmmaking industry. He made his name blending bro-humor, stoner comedy and genuine emotional earnestness with the 1-2 knockout punch of 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up, and has since put himself on the map as the go to guy for a successful mainstream comedy. Then as his career continued, he started putting in more of the earnest emotional stuff back into his work, which isn’t anything new for him at all. Longtime Apatow fans will be familiar with his TV projects, Freaks And Geeks being the most notable for being a perfect encapsulation of a generation’s awkward teen years, that had a timeless relatability to it despite being set in the 80’s.

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Simon Pegg Has a New Movie! I Have No Clue What It’s About.

Yep, that happened. Simon Pegg has a new movie out and at first, I feel like this was some YouTube random trailer made from some fanboys they made with Final Cut. And I’m not saying this is a knock on the film itself but it’s…I don’t…what the hell is going on?

The movie is called A Fantastic Fear of Everything and Simon Pegg (who’s apparently fearing a barber and proper hygiene in this movie as well) is an crime novelist that cannot escape his past as a children’s author. I assume his demons are personified by this creepy rodent creature that keeps popping up in the trailer. So I assume he must go out into the world, and in a very british humor type of way, dick around, meet a girl, clean himself, find out she probably has some sort of weird idiosyncratic thing that she’s been hiding from the world. After all, there’s no such thing has a hot girl that falls for the loser (movies have totally ruined my perception on reality, DAMN YOU), but they accept each other’s flaws and live happily ever after in a flat on London with his insecurity just chilling on the couch, having tea and crumpets or whatever stereotypical food you want to substitute in there. I feel like I come off skeptical and cynical of the prospects of this movie. Does that show? I blame the British ironic humor that this trailer subjected me to. Boom. Deal with it.

Note, I like Simon Pegg, I think he’s brilliant and I’m glad he stepped away from whatever Mission-Trek-TinTin movie he has been working on. Although if Kirsten Dunst and Megan Fox show up in this movie, we all should just walk away.

Trailer Roundup – Goon, Silent House, Friends With Kids and MORE!

Goon

Labeled an outcast by his brainy family, a bouncer overcomes long odds to lead a team of under performing misfits to semi-pro hockey glory, beating the crap out of everything that stands in his way

Stars: Seann William Scott, Jay Baruchel, Alison Pill, Liev Schreiber, Kim Coates and Eugene Levy

Release Date: February 24th, 2012

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